Tuesday, December 23, 2008

BetterSex.com Says Happy Holidays













Ho, Ho, Ho, hmmmmm............
What would Santa say if he landed in our living room? I think he would be glad we put more interesting things out for him and Mrs. Claus than a cookie. Santa needs to have a fun sex life too and try some new moves after all that hard work. Mrs. Claus watch out your Santa is heading home.

BetterSex.com Happy Holiday Sale

We knew Santa couldn't shop until 12.26, so we are continuing our Biggest Sale Ever with over 350 of our best sellers up to 50% off. Last year we were visited by quite a few late Santa’s, so Happy Holidays. If all this holiday fun has you in the doghouse with your special someone, visit our Happy Holiday Sale and surprise them AFTER 12.25. Our gifts can be a good surprising ANYTIME of the year (LOL or Ho, Ho, Ho). Just ask Mrs. Clause.

THANKS
Better Sex Santa says THANKS to our customers for hitting a new sales record last week. Our customers support is magical and you guys are the best! Our thought is let's wrap up in a warm blanket in front of a fire with someone we love because then life is good. Life is always easier and better than we think and our customers proved it again last week. I turn another year older in about 8 days now. How thousands of our customers knew EXACTLY what to get me for my 51st birthday I have no idea. I am very grateful and wish each and every one of you a loving holiday and joy in the New Year.

Don't Forget
Our Free Standard Shipping at $59.00 has been such a BIG hit we are keeping it on. Right now, we have our free 2 day on hold but may bring it back in time for Valentine's Day. If that shipping option (free 2-day at $89.00) helped let me know and we will bring it back.

Thanks,

Martin
Director & Stock Holder
Sinclair Institute
msmith(at)BetterSex(dot)com

1 comment:

Puss N Boots said...

Well, Happy Birthday! I hope it's grande! Looks like mine is about a week after yours! =P